Matt and I begun offering a discreet service many years ago called CreditRedirection™ wherein you would pay us to make everyone think you were given credit for things that you didn't actually do.
Al Gore was our first customer.
However, it would seem that others are catching onto a trend that we set (we actually set the trend, we didn't redirect the credit... or did we... our service is so good that I am not even sure if I invented the trend).
Italian invents edible plates
An Italian catering boss is planning to clean up with an amazing range of edible plates for schools - that never need washing.
Tiziano Vicentini made the plates out of a kind of bread dough - tough enough to last a lunchtime but tasty enough to eat afterwards.
Yes... clearly no one has ever eaten anything without the use of a plate. You know those bread bowls that your soup comes in sometimes? NOPE. Didn't happen. STRICKEN FROM YOUR BRAIN-FACE.
This guy should have used our service. We have one rule; don't be an idiot. This weeds out the vast majority of the population. You simply cannot convince people that the concept of eating food is something you invented. Because that is all this is. A derivative of the concept of eating food. Matt and I own the rights to several concepts such as fear, space travel, and boating, but they all required hundreds of billions of dollars. Basically, this guy needs to hire us if he wants to go after human concepts. Besides, I am sure there are several humans alive today who have consumed sustenance off of something that could also be considered sustenance.
In India they give you cups of tea in clay that you just throw on the ground afterwards!
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