Don't invest in the Mayan civilization

Previously I have suggested to you that there is money in the assumption that the end is neigh. This is still a valid way of making money.

I would like to contrast that with an invalid way of making money. Telling everyone you don't know any mystical secrets.

The year 2012 will not bring the end of the world, a Mayan elder has insisted, despite claims that a Mayan calendar shows that time will "run out" on December 21 of that year.

Apolinario Chile Pixtun is tired of being bombarded with frantic questions about the end of the world. "I came back from England last year and, man, they had me fed up with this stuff," he said.

First of all, I was under the impression that the Mayan civilization was no more. Since all of my historical experts are currently busy traveling through time gathering precious informatics for my consumption, I suppose the fact that somehow an elder from the ancient civilization is riding around in airplanes could have slipped by me.

This guy is a fool.

He should see the amazing opportunity that has been presented to him. He is a 300 year old super ghost capable of predicting the end of the world. He can also give you tips on excellent locations to purchase end-of-the-world goods and services for a minimal fee. This could easily turn into billions based upon how many humans out there think the world will end shortly.

Stupid Mayans. They don't know shit! They just think gold just grows in the ground and can be mined or panned for. IDIOTS. No wonder you're all dead! Nice going Apolinario, I thought the Mayans already had some primitive version of the internet before Al Gore found it while he was fist fighting a volcano on Mars, you should know better.