I bet you didn't think that could make you money. It can. Generally people are adverse to eating other people, it freaks them out, but not if that other person is famous. You see, humans aren't the brightest explosions in the sky; they think that famous people are somehow better or tastier than regular people. They are wrong, but they don't have to know that. All you need to know is that one can make a lot of money off of other people's ignorance.
For example:
I came across this while I was taking some of my money out for a walk one day. Brilliant! They are dipping pieces of the famous painter in vodka and selling it for a premium. I submit that you can do the same.
Its very simple, just follow these steps
1)Locate and secure one (or more) famous person(s)
2)If they are alive, slaughter them for the greater good (no one will care)
3)Dilute their essence as much as possible so you can make more edible goods
4)Receive money and give 70% of it to me because I gave you the idea
By reading this blog you have entered into a life-binding contract stating that you will, no matter what happens, give me 70% of any money you make from now on (not necessarily related to this specific money-making idea).
You may make checks payable to "Aaron the Trillionaire" and send them along to
1 Platinum Palace
Kingdom of AaronMatt, The Earth's Troposphere
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