Being a trillionaire, I have placed several news gathering informants through not only space, but time. Recently (relatively speaking of course, due to the profitable nature of time), one of my informants passed along this bit of informational logistics.
Two people are dead and several others remain hospitalized Friday at a new-age sauna in Arizona.
Three people had heart attacks and 20 in all were treated for injuries after being sickened Thursday night at the Angel Valley Sweat Lodge in Sedona, according to MyFOXPhoenix. Two died Thursday night, the station said.
Fascinating. I predicted, at some point in the future (according to my timeformants™), that New Age Spas where a thing of the past (in spite of their name). I have only invested in Old Age Spas, which use the ancient technique of repeated-face-punching and circumcision as ways of relaxing their patrons. And now, in light of this news article, I suggest you do the same.
The resort is next to GOP Sen. John McCain's ranch.
That is an interesting and highly relevant piece of information. Thank god that that is true. If it weren't, I'm not sure up would be up or moneydollars™ would be moneydollars™! God bless actual things that exist.
Emergency crews responded about 5 p.m. Thursday to a hazardous materials situation at the sauna. Three patients were in cardiac arrest when ambulances and a helicopter arrived, the station said.
It wasn't immediately clear whether the two who died were among those who suffered heart attacks.
Sweat lodges are indoor saunas that replicate Native American spiritual retreats.
In fact, this is another way that the settlers of the Americas did away with the native peoples. They built sweat lodges with nuclear waste in them. And you thought small pox blankets were bad? Try turning into a glowing mushroom before you have a heart attack and die. Its painful. Its happened to be twice. (Having trillions of dollars has allowed me to purchase additional lives).
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